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[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

        Doorbell surveillance network
Self-service identity theft
State secrets betting house
Billionaire fan club fund

[-] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Very good additions.

I would add that the state-secrets betting houses are also more broadly insider-trading betting houses

[-] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

What's self-service identity theft?

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Verified identities online, passport, face scan

this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2026

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