I wanted to point out that Dull Knife would be a great addition to !fakebandnames@lemmy.world but apparently they really exist

A sharp knife helps, but there's only so much you can do.

While that could make it worse, a sharp knife won't avoid it completely.

Or you angered onion god and now wrath of god is upon you.

Unrelated but reminder that dull knives are significantly more dangerous than sharp knives

Yep, I haven't had this problem for a while.