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[–] 40 points 2 months ago (5 children)

He’s gonna go home and beat his couch

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    When you get into an argument with your couch, where do you sleep?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    You just lay on top of the couch and hate-fuck it all night. Come back later the next night and tell it you're sorry. The couch just sits there because its actually an inanimate object.

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