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Shopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thief (www.bbc.com)

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[–] modus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)

But what if it's like all the bacon?

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

And, you were going to have BLTs that night?

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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

you ask for an invite to enjoy it too

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

That's what the back is for. It's where they keep all the good stuff.

Haven't you ever worked retail?

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[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Just at my uncle's adult book shop when I was a kid. I wasn't allowed in the back. Is that what he kept back there?

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 point 3 months ago

Yes the good stuff.

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