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Shopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thief (www.bbc.com)

submitted 3 months ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Depends on what and from whom. If I see someone stealing some poor bastard's car, I'm saying something.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah or a bicycle, leave peoples bikes the fuck alone assholes.

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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works -3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

Found the dutchie

edit: not a nerve I expected to touch lol

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[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago

It a go bon?

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