Wait, so "USAmericans" isn't politically correct enough for you? Only "USian" is?

And strictly speaking we have four groups:

• Americans
• Latin Americans
• Whatever the fuck Canadians are. Quebecers are technically Latin Americans.
• A few Dutch and English speaking places that we collectively pretend don't exist. Like Jamaica and Suriname.

Eh, Canada kind of sucks as well. Source: Canadian.

I actually prefer Estadounidense, emphasis on dense