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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I used to live in a house with 2 pear trees. I quickly learned to pick up any fallen fruit, because the pear juice would ferment under the skin in the warm summer sun, the yellow jackets would pierce the skin and drink the pear liqueur, and then drunkenly chase me around the yard. Turns out, yellow jackets are belligerent drunks, which is, frankly, not surprising.

this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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