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A SF startup is secretly testing robots in Airbnbs, and trashing them (sfstandard.com)
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[–] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Now that a handful of companies own everything & each of those companies owns the film studios; I'm guessing they're doing a crossover event where robots use AI in a wild rager to earn enough money for college scholarships so they can get loans to bet on wars.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    ROBOT HOUSE!!!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Yeah, but with meat bags too. Remember 'Puck' from "The Real World"? Like that, but every week it's a different billionaire. At the end of every season, it pans down into a pit which is full of them. The twist; human centipede. We've been keeping them alive by feeding them tweets from the one with thumbs. Double twist; the one with thumbs is in the middle. Triple twist; it's so they can't thumb their own buttholes. They still hungry tho

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