▲ 643 ▼ Shapeshifting (thelemmy.club) submitted 3 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com [M] to c/Tumblr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 135 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago (1 child) They'll lock the doors and shoot you. Robbing a bank of tough work, whether shapeshifter or just dumb! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago (1 child) Oh I meant robbing it as a pelican! People would be too perplexed by that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 child) Tellers are trained to not give any money to birds. They instruct the security guard to shoot them. Without opposable thumbs, you're gonna need compliant tellers. Shapeshift as the manager, ask for passwords, keys, codes, stay late, clean the place out. Really the best option for this score. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago But not as whacky as a pelican with hands that can talk, but yeah, your own sounds better permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago (1 child) Oh I meant robbing it as a pelican! People would be too perplexed by that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 child) Tellers are trained to not give any money to birds. They instruct the security guard to shoot them. Without opposable thumbs, you're gonna need compliant tellers. Shapeshift as the manager, ask for passwords, keys, codes, stay late, clean the place out. Really the best option for this score. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago But not as whacky as a pelican with hands that can talk, but yeah, your own sounds better permalink fedilink source parent
[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 child) Tellers are trained to not give any money to birds. They instruct the security guard to shoot them. Without opposable thumbs, you're gonna need compliant tellers. Shapeshift as the manager, ask for passwords, keys, codes, stay late, clean the place out. Really the best option for this score. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago But not as whacky as a pelican with hands that can talk, but yeah, your own sounds better permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago But not as whacky as a pelican with hands that can talk, but yeah, your own sounds better permalink fedilink source parent
