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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 12 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

That's our wonderful american culture for you.

iamverysmart + iamverybadass + iliveinconstantfear

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et tu, dogé?

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[–] WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

this is such a weird way to use an education in latin

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[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I just figured he was a big fan of the Spin Doctors.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

I thought of it as a Julius Caesar reference, but I'll take what I can get, lol.

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