Look at those beautiful ripening fruit, once I've harvested them all I'll be able to make one whole espresso!
Hell no, anarchic coffee growers of the UK, unite! The revolution needs powering along! ..er..I mean, that's not coffee, that's just a house plant...look I have the receipt an all...
Roight that's it, you're coming with me. You're getting the Comfy Chair!
CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!
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Hell no, anarchic coffee growers of the UK, unite! The revolution needs powering along! ..er..I mean, that's not coffee, that's just a house plant...look I have the receipt an all...
Roight that's it, you're coming with me. You're getting the Comfy Chair!
CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS!