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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store
(www.theguardian.com)
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this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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How else am I supposed to poach deer by shooting them while they're blinded by my headlights if my shotgun isn't loaded?
/s
That’s like not even that far off from what it’s like talking to gun nuts. When I was doing research on firearms for a hand gun, the scenarios those morons were constantly going on about were so fucking ridiculous that it’s just obvious they’re cosplaying shit they’ve seen in movies and none of them should ever be allowed to have something with that much power.
Headlights? You mean the giant truck-mounted spotlight right? No /s, these people really exist.
Yeah, the 100,000 Lumen LED light bar doesn't always work