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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 4 months ago by abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Let's be clear here: The dog was not the real cause. The human with the loaded and unsecured shotgun in their front seat was the cause.

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[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 19 points 4 months ago (1 child)

And now the dog is probably deaf and has a gun phobia.

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[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

And that good boy is going to serve 10 to 20 upstate...

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[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 3 points 4 months ago

Car Seat Shoots Woman With Shotgun. Read all about it!

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