-Elephants can't jump.

-Starfish don't brains.

-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don't attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.

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[โ€“] 5 points 4 months ago*

Cats offer us mice because we are incompetent at hunting ourselves.

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