-Elephants can't jump.

-Starfish don't brains.

-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don't attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.

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[โ€“] 11 points 4 months ago*

Some scorpions can drop their tail if in danger. But afterwards they can't poop anymore and die of constipation months later.

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