[Interviewer:] This toxic chemical that was involved in the incident in orange county this week…

[Dumbass:] Yeah, the one the valves fell off?

[Interviewer:] Yeah

[Dumbass:] That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

[Interviewer:] Well, how is it untypical?

[Dumbass:] Well, there are a lot of these toxic chemicals going around all the time, and only once every couple years does anything like this happen … I just don’t want people thinking that these chemical tanks aren’t safe.

[Interviewer:] Was this tank safe?

[Dumbass:] Well I was thinking more about the other ones…