▲ 1286 ▼ What is gravity? (mander.xyz) submitted 3 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz 232 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 20 points 3 years ago (3 children) I wish I made 57k a year. permalink fedilink source hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Shard@lemmy.world 12 points 3 years ago (1 child) Now you can too! With our patented PhD system you will, Kill your social life! Kill your self-esteem, values, positivity and much much more. Spend the rest of your life fighting for tenure in an ever saturated field of your choice! Develop a growing sense of envy and dissatisfaction as you watch your friends in the corporate world quickly surpass you in income! With just 132 simple payments of $3,800 a month, all this can be yours! But wait, there's more! Call now and get your very own opportunity to be a TA! Enjoy belittling undergrads and sharing your growing disillusionment with the academic system. All while you're under pressure to complete your doctorate! Don't miss out! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 4 points 3 years ago Oh and then!? Postdocs! Check acollierastro on youtube, she has a great video on postdoc exodus. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago For only 250k of college tuition? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Shard@lemmy.world 12 points 3 years ago (1 child) Now you can too! With our patented PhD system you will, Kill your social life! Kill your self-esteem, values, positivity and much much more. Spend the rest of your life fighting for tenure in an ever saturated field of your choice! Develop a growing sense of envy and dissatisfaction as you watch your friends in the corporate world quickly surpass you in income! With just 132 simple payments of $3,800 a month, all this can be yours! But wait, there's more! Call now and get your very own opportunity to be a TA! Enjoy belittling undergrads and sharing your growing disillusionment with the academic system. All while you're under pressure to complete your doctorate! Don't miss out! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 4 points 3 years ago Oh and then!? Postdocs! Check acollierastro on youtube, she has a great video on postdoc exodus. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 4 points 3 years ago Oh and then!? Postdocs! Check acollierastro on youtube, she has a great video on postdoc exodus. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago For only 250k of college tuition? permalink fedilink source parent
