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‘The Worst Leak That I’ve Witnessed’: U.S. Cybersecurity Agency Leaves Its Digital Keys Out in Public on GitHub (gizmodo.com)
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[–] 9 points 4 months ago (6 children)

ELIT please.

Explain like im Trump in case you didn't get the T bit. Sorry.

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  • [+] -7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

    Woke computer nerds fucked us

    Edit: just to reassure the more anxious amongst us, I mean ‘woke’ in the maga sense of anything-i-don’t-like-is-woke. Not actually woke.

    Actually woke computer nerds observe proper security protocols ffs.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Beautiful, woke computer nerds, and they're gonna replace nuclear. My uncle, he was a nuclear woke, and he said, he said you know what, computers are the future, they're gonna replace nuclear. He dosen't have the socks for it, and the electronic wokes, they have these socks that just make the computer work for them, ok, the computer works for them. The computers will work for the nuclear.

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