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Group sues Trump to stop his ‘pool guy’ from making renovations on DC’s reflecting pool (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] finley@lemmy.zip 87 points 4 months ago (11 children)

Let me know when someone finally fucking kills that asshole

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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 46 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I think a coronary has a higher chance than these staged assassinations.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 child)

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

"Shots will be fired!"

~ Karoline Leavitt

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[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

All you need is a sizable “donation” to get to meet the dumbass. He is nearly 80. pretty easy to cause a “fall”.

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[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Unless you take down the billionaires backing him, that'll only be a short reprieve

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[–] finley@lemmy.zip 31 points 4 months ago

I’ll take what I can get

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 22 points 4 months ago

Just knowing that I'd never need to hear him speak again would be a huge win for me at this point.

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[–] schwim@piefed.zip 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Unfortunately, it seems the left never passed rifle-quals.

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[–] Catgrass@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Have any of the attempts been carried out by a leftist? Pretty sure they've all been lolbertarians and groypers.

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[–] ImADifferentBird@piefed.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Apparently the last guy, at the WHCD, was a leftie. He seems to be the first though.

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

He sounded more like a moderate who’d finally had too much. But I could be wrong. Also considering how far right the center has moved, he could be left of center and still be what we’re all used to call conservative.

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