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[-] finley@lemmy.zip 87 points 1 week ago

Let me know when someone finally fucking kills that asshole

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 45 points 1 week ago

I think a coronary has a higher chance than these staged assassinations.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago
[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

"Shots will be fired!"

~ Karoline Leavitt

[-] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

All you need is a sizable “donation” to get to meet the dumbass. He is nearly 80. pretty easy to cause a “fall”.

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 30 points 1 week ago

Unless you take down the billionaires backing him, that'll only be a short reprieve

[-] finley@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 week ago

I’ll take what I can get

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago

Just knowing that I'd never need to hear him speak again would be a huge win for me at this point.

[-] schwim@piefed.zip 0 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately, it seems the left never passed rifle-quals.

[-] Catgrass@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Have any of the attempts been carried out by a leftist? Pretty sure they've all been lolbertarians and groypers.

Apparently the last guy, at the WHCD, was a leftie. He seems to be the first though.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

He sounded more like a moderate who’d finally had too much. But I could be wrong. Also considering how far right the center has moved, he could be left of center and still be what we’re all used to call conservative.

this post was submitted on 11 May 2026
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