▲ 373 ▼ Trump wants to check on the gold in Fort Knox because ‘they steal a lot’ (www.the-independent.com) submitted 3 months ago by tacoplease@lemmy.world to c/politics@lemmy.world 74 comments fedilink hide all child comments Trump gonna steal gold now.
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago (1 child) He wants to swim in the ingots like Scrooge McDuck! "Splash me boys!"...."with pleasure!" permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (2 children) ...I mean, if he wants to try jumping into a giant pit of gold Scrooge McDuck style I'm fully in favor of him giving it a go. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago (1 child) Exactly! C'mon! And if he wants a splash, there's plenty who would jump at the idea of a bucket full of gold bricks and a chance to splash with it. I'm sure. For a friend. Not me, I'm not like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago It's not difficult, just takes a little preparation beforehand. permalink fedilink source parent [–] YerLam@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago Make sure to include the diving board. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (2 children) ...I mean, if he wants to try jumping into a giant pit of gold Scrooge McDuck style I'm fully in favor of him giving it a go. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago (1 child) Exactly! C'mon! And if he wants a splash, there's plenty who would jump at the idea of a bucket full of gold bricks and a chance to splash with it. I'm sure. For a friend. Not me, I'm not like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago It's not difficult, just takes a little preparation beforehand. permalink fedilink source parent [–] YerLam@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago Make sure to include the diving board. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago (1 child) Exactly! C'mon! And if he wants a splash, there's plenty who would jump at the idea of a bucket full of gold bricks and a chance to splash with it. I'm sure. For a friend. Not me, I'm not like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago It's not difficult, just takes a little preparation beforehand. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago It's not difficult, just takes a little preparation beforehand. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] YerLam@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago Make sure to include the diving board. permalink fedilink source parent