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[–] regdog@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago (5 children)

This might surprise you, but you can give food to homeless people right now. You don't need to wait for some peach-related mishap in California to do so.

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Wait, i don't understand, in what way would giving food to homeless people help the shareholders? Are the shareholders homeless?

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[–] regdog@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

This guy gets it.

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Aw, gosh, thanks for pointing that out. I hadn't even considered your point among my disdain for huge amounts of food going to waste that could otherwise have helped people. You can pat yourself on the virtue signal now.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Why would that surprise them? What a weirdly confrontational response to someone you ostensibly agree with...

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[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 3 points 4 months ago

You can't truly be a good person, unless you're smug and condescending about it.

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