I've been so mad I've pissed myself, but I was probably going to wet myself anyway

I did something like that once... but I was about ten years old, so I feel like it was a lot more understandable in that context.

I'd been put into the school's isolation room for some incident I no longer recall, which was what it was and usually meant I just had to sit there until they called my mum and she'd come to get me, but this time, I had to pee. I told the teacher guarding the door that I had to pee. She didn't believe me. Said I just wanted to go to the girls' room to get out of the isolation room.

I took off my trousers, pants, shoes, and socks, put them in the corner furthest from the door, then sat right aganst the door and peed. I then put my clothes and shoes back on, and when the teacher noticed the puddle under the door on the hallway side, she lost her absolute shit. Called the caretaker to clean it, and just as my mum finally got there, accused me of peeing on the floor to spite her and of pushing it under the door out the room with my shoe, which I did not do - I'd just sat right at the door and it naturally spread that way. And I didn't do it out of spite, so it wasn't really rage pissing - I just didn't know how long it'd be before my mum arrived and she'd make them let me access a toilet, and I thought it'd be better to deliberately pee on the floor and keep my clothes dry and some of my dignity intact, than hold it until I pissed myself.

Though I will admit now as an adult, I did choose the spot where I sat out of spite, because I wanted the staff who threw me in that room and wouldn't let me go to the bathroom, to have to immediately see and smell the urine that ended up on the floor because of their poor choice. I'm honestly proud of little me for having enough good sense to preserve her trousers and dignity, and enough spite to piss the floor in the exact way she did, at just ten years old. I have known a lot of ten year olds who would have held it until they couldn't or thrown a different kind of tantrum or just cried.

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