▲ 687 ▼ Social Media was a mistake (thelemmy.club) submitted 4 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 60 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Damage@feddit.it 35 points 4 months ago (21 children) Everyone has sex, get over your puritanism permalink fedilink source hideshow 21 child comments replies: [–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago Nah, granny agrees, she ain't hating permalink fedilink source parent [–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 months ago (8 children) Everyone does? What is your source for a bold claim? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago (3 children) Your mom permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 4 months ago (1 child) can confirm permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago Yup, i was there too permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 4 months ago ayyy! permalink fedilink source parent [–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) You wouldn't understand, Namekians puke out their young after all. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago cucumbers aren't people permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) some people have multiple. i keep mine over in that cabinet full of jars permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago Pickles! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (4 children) What is the point of this reply? Lol everyone takes shits too but I don't want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something... Just because everyone does something doesn't mean you want everyone to know all about it... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago well, give me her contact and I'll send her pics of mine seeing your too lousy to share with her, and I'll ask her to rate my turd! permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) I don’t want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something what is wrong with you gran is the first person i send the photo to permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago Ah damn maybe my nana has been having mad fomo over my shits for years and I didn't even know permalink fedilink source parent [–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago I take pictures to send weekly and she comments on how well it looks like I've been eating; it's really helped us stay in touch. permalink fedilink source parent [–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago Sure. But to an extent. I am definitely glad I didn't grow up in a single room house on the prairie falling asleep with my parents making my younger siblings on the bed next to me. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 points 4 months ago (3 children) Granny just doesn't approve of farting during sex... cause she's a puritan prude and never experienced that level of relief permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago (2 children) You'd like my granny. She be farting all the time with no shame. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 point 4 months ago walks around sounding like a 2-stroke engine permalink fedilink source parent [–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago We all like your granny permalink fedilink source parent [–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 2 points 4 months ago However, absolutely no one addresses their granddaughter by the name “granddaughter” permalink fedilink source parent
[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago Nah, granny agrees, she ain't hating permalink fedilink source parent
[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 months ago (8 children) Everyone does? What is your source for a bold claim? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago (3 children) Your mom permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 4 months ago (1 child) can confirm permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago Yup, i was there too permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 4 months ago ayyy! permalink fedilink source parent [–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) You wouldn't understand, Namekians puke out their young after all. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago cucumbers aren't people permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) some people have multiple. i keep mine over in that cabinet full of jars permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago Pickles! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago (3 children) Your mom permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 4 months ago (1 child) can confirm permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago Yup, i was there too permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 4 months ago ayyy! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 4 months ago (1 child) can confirm permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago Yup, i was there too permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago Yup, i was there too permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago (1 child) You wouldn't understand, Namekians puke out their young after all. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago cucumbers aren't people permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago cucumbers aren't people permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) some people have multiple. i keep mine over in that cabinet full of jars permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago Pickles! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (4 children) What is the point of this reply? Lol everyone takes shits too but I don't want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something... Just because everyone does something doesn't mean you want everyone to know all about it... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago well, give me her contact and I'll send her pics of mine seeing your too lousy to share with her, and I'll ask her to rate my turd! permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) I don’t want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something what is wrong with you gran is the first person i send the photo to permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago Ah damn maybe my nana has been having mad fomo over my shits for years and I didn't even know permalink fedilink source parent [–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago I take pictures to send weekly and she comments on how well it looks like I've been eating; it's really helped us stay in touch. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago well, give me her contact and I'll send her pics of mine seeing your too lousy to share with her, and I'll ask her to rate my turd! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) I don’t want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something what is wrong with you gran is the first person i send the photo to permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago Ah damn maybe my nana has been having mad fomo over my shits for years and I didn't even know permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago Ah damn maybe my nana has been having mad fomo over my shits for years and I didn't even know permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago I take pictures to send weekly and she comments on how well it looks like I've been eating; it's really helped us stay in touch. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago Sure. But to an extent. I am definitely glad I didn't grow up in a single room house on the prairie falling asleep with my parents making my younger siblings on the bed next to me. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 points 4 months ago (3 children) Granny just doesn't approve of farting during sex... cause she's a puritan prude and never experienced that level of relief permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago (2 children) You'd like my granny. She be farting all the time with no shame. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 point 4 months ago walks around sounding like a 2-stroke engine permalink fedilink source parent [–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago We all like your granny permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago (2 children) You'd like my granny. She be farting all the time with no shame. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 point 4 months ago walks around sounding like a 2-stroke engine permalink fedilink source parent [–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago We all like your granny permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 point 4 months ago walks around sounding like a 2-stroke engine permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago We all like your granny permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 2 points 4 months ago However, absolutely no one addresses their granddaughter by the name “granddaughter” permalink fedilink source parent