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Real estate titan compares 'tax the rich' slogan to racial slurs
(www.politico.com)
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Tax them?
No no no no no.
We're eating them.
It's sorta like the opposite of veal:
The more financially bloated, gorged and aged the landlord is... the more succulent the screams.
... I mean flesh.
Anyway, I can't help it that the traditional method of preparing the dish is a guillotine... its just a traditional thing, very classy imo.
Personally, I like to pair the feast with a gunpowder shot... just an explosive combination of flavors, if you ask me.
There's no better show of opulence than to take one nibble and throw the rest away because you changed your mind.
I mean you could at least save it as a treat for your cat or dog, but yeah, I'm mostly in it for the screams, the incredulous existential crisis.
That's no treat, I would never endanger my pets like that.
... checks rhetorical closet ...
Its uh, my religion, why not.