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Trump to deport hundreds of bison from Montana (www.thetimes.com)

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The Trump administration is planning to evict 950 bison from their grazing pastures on federal lands in Montana.

The Department of the Interior, which has a bison as its logo, has revoked the licence of a rewilding charity trying to restore the natural splendour of the “American Serengeti”, the eco-diverse range of grasslands home to wolves, pronghorns, grizzly bears and mountain lions.

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago

Because they need the lands for fracking, or more cows.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

Cow fracking

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

You get more milk out of the cow if you force 78 thousand cubic metres of chemical mud under 400 atmospheres of pressure up it's arse.

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That poor spherical cow doesn't stand a chance

[-] TronBronson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That should get prices down!!

[-] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

or golf courses

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