By neighbors’ dad insists on mowing their lawn at least twice a week, especially when I’m trying to enjoy my hammock.

How can I sabotage their mowers so it looks like normal wear and tear so that he doesn’t mow the lawn more than once a week.

inb4: suburbs suck

ETA: How does it take you three hours to mow a quarter acre on a riding mower?

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[–] 1 point 4 months ago

Get out your push mower, take off that shirt... Have someone subtly play Hustlin' by Rick Ross in the background and get to work

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