By neighbors’ dad insists on mowing their lawn at least twice a week, especially when I’m trying to enjoy my hammock.

How can I sabotage their mowers so it looks like normal wear and tear so that he doesn’t mow the lawn more than once a week.

inb4: suburbs suck

ETA: How does it take you three hours to mow a quarter acre on a riding mower?

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[–] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

"Sprinkle" the lawn with some stones. Big enough to fuck the blade but little enough so he won't see them. And not many.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Okay but I have windows within “sprinkling” distance

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