▲ 273 ▼ Ah shit, here we go again (thelemmy.club) submitted 4 months ago by riverSpirit to c/Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 63 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Wiping mentioned on the internet, bidet sleeper agent activated permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (3 children) Yeah, like everybody has the possibility to install a bidet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago (2 children) assuming you have running water, yeah you should be able to find a model that works. if you mean your landlord "won't let you", enjoy the sweet sensation of not giving a fuck what they think because they will never check. if for some reason you still can't, they make portable bidets that you don't even need to install. I have one that is basically just a water bottle with a curved nozzle for a cap, so you just have to fill it, aim, and squeeze to spray your ass. there are fancier ones with a battery and pump. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) Many people assume a standalone bidet and don't realize there's cheap ones you can install on your existing toilet pretty easily. I bought a few ransoms randoms off of Amazon 6 years ago and they are still going strong. permalink fedilink source parent [–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago I have a washlet from Toto, and the built in bidet is nice, but man the shape of the seat is so good. I would honestly use it just for the toilet seat part. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 months ago I'm using a showerhead with narrow spray mode. It's not very convenient, but it gets the job done permalink fedilink source parent [–] zeezee@slrpnk.net 0 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (3 children) Yeah, like everybody has the possibility to install a bidet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago (2 children) assuming you have running water, yeah you should be able to find a model that works. if you mean your landlord "won't let you", enjoy the sweet sensation of not giving a fuck what they think because they will never check. if for some reason you still can't, they make portable bidets that you don't even need to install. I have one that is basically just a water bottle with a curved nozzle for a cap, so you just have to fill it, aim, and squeeze to spray your ass. there are fancier ones with a battery and pump. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) Many people assume a standalone bidet and don't realize there's cheap ones you can install on your existing toilet pretty easily. I bought a few ransoms randoms off of Amazon 6 years ago and they are still going strong. permalink fedilink source parent [–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago I have a washlet from Toto, and the built in bidet is nice, but man the shape of the seat is so good. I would honestly use it just for the toilet seat part. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 months ago I'm using a showerhead with narrow spray mode. It's not very convenient, but it gets the job done permalink fedilink source parent [–] zeezee@slrpnk.net 0 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago (2 children) assuming you have running water, yeah you should be able to find a model that works. if you mean your landlord "won't let you", enjoy the sweet sensation of not giving a fuck what they think because they will never check. if for some reason you still can't, they make portable bidets that you don't even need to install. I have one that is basically just a water bottle with a curved nozzle for a cap, so you just have to fill it, aim, and squeeze to spray your ass. there are fancier ones with a battery and pump. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) Many people assume a standalone bidet and don't realize there's cheap ones you can install on your existing toilet pretty easily. I bought a few ransoms randoms off of Amazon 6 years ago and they are still going strong. permalink fedilink source parent [–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago I have a washlet from Toto, and the built in bidet is nice, but man the shape of the seat is so good. I would honestly use it just for the toilet seat part. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) Many people assume a standalone bidet and don't realize there's cheap ones you can install on your existing toilet pretty easily. I bought a few ransoms randoms off of Amazon 6 years ago and they are still going strong. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago I have a washlet from Toto, and the built in bidet is nice, but man the shape of the seat is so good. I would honestly use it just for the toilet seat part. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 months ago I'm using a showerhead with narrow spray mode. It's not very convenient, but it gets the job done permalink fedilink source parent
