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[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wiping mentioned on the internet, bidet sleeper agent activated

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, like everybody has the possibility to install a bidet.

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago

assuming you have running water, yeah you should be able to find a model that works. if you mean your landlord "won't let you", enjoy the sweet sensation of not giving a fuck what they think because they will never check. if for some reason you still can't, they make portable bidets that you don't even need to install. I have one that is basically just a water bottle with a curved nozzle for a cap, so you just have to fill it, aim, and squeeze to spray your ass. there are fancier ones with a battery and pump.

[-] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Many people assume a standalone bidet and don't realize there's cheap ones you can install on your existing toilet pretty easily. I bought a few ~~ransoms~~ randoms off of Amazon 6 years ago and they are still going strong.

[-] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I have a washlet from Toto, and the built in bidet is nice, but man the shape of the seat is so good. I would honestly use it just for the toilet seat part.

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm using a showerhead with narrow spray mode. It's not very convenient, but it gets the job done

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