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[–] 28 points 5 months ago (4 children)

ending operations immediately

Oh my god, what about the planes that are in the sky right now?!

started winding down operations.

meh

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Due to the failure of this company to continue enriching the owner class, we are obliged to activate the self destruct on this aircraft in ten seconds. We apologise for the inconvenience and thank you for flying with Spirit Airlines.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Nah, Spirit would start collecting donations from the passengers to pay for the fuel to get there.

    “Since we could only raise $10k we will be landing in Cincinnati, ya cheap bastards. Thanks for flying Spirit and fuck you.”

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago*

    TBF, even if some tech version of Dispel Magic were triggered to enact that, most every mid-flight vessel would glide for many, many miles before touching down again. Unless, of course, that spell was of a far higher level. 😅🤓

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