but nobody is making any sales revenue off somebody like me.
Everybody who thinks this is definitely having sales revenue made off of them. It needs to be restated forever in discussions like this that the metric for success in online advertising is not largely "oh shit, I could go for one of those right now".
Those are what stick out in our mind because we remember them. I really did see an ad for Roblox as a kid and immediately go start playing. But sooooo much of advertising is subconscious to a point that we couldn't possibly measure its true effect except by statistics.
Even beyond what we purchase: I've been bombarded with sponsorships for Raycons for years. Even with SponsorBlock on YouTube, sometimes they leak through. I will never buy a Raycon product. But I still occasionally talk about them, inadvertently advertising them, simply because they're a good punching bag. I watched a whole video reviewing what pieces of shit Raycons are. Fuck it: I'm talking about Raycon right now. And that's still among the worst-case scenarios for the advertiser. So much of advertising isn't "I want this product now" or even "this product looks desirable"; it's headspace.
The idea that advertisers' psychological manipulation just doesn't work on certain people needs to die and stay dead. If you saw it, it had an effect on you, and any effect is a better effect than nothing. If you realize an advertisement worked on you, the advertisement has failed part of its job.
