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Dad with Stage 4 cancer dies after insurance company said tumor-shrinking treatment was ‘not medically necessary’ (nypost.com)

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[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The most painful thing we can do to them is take their money and make them live like the rest of us.

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[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

IDK man, you got some lemon juice, duct tape, and a cheese grater?

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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Can we at least carve their highest net worth into their foreheads?

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[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

They might appreciate that - an instant indicator that they are different ("better"). Even if it makes it impossible to hide.

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