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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto (theonion.com)
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[-] can@sh.itjust.works 60 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

the alleged attacker, who added that he naturally assumed making the rice dish involved driving several hours to the OpenAI CEO’s residence, especially after the AI chatbot had given him a “pretty decent” sesame chicken recipe the week before.

[-] Blander_Rurton@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Of course, why wouldn't it? It's like one of those steps that the cookbooks leave out because they assume you'll do it. Preheat the oven, stir till smooth, drive several hours to throw a molotov at Sam Altman's house, etc.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

More people should cook like this

this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026
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