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"Effective immediately, the ​United States Navy, the Finest in ​the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING ‌any ⁠and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz," said Trump

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[-] radix@lemmy.world 169 points 14 hours ago

In about two days, there will be reports of massive volume of shorts on oil company stocks that occurred in the minutes before the announcement, then another day after that, nobody will talk about it again.

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 25 points 12 hours ago

This is good for oil stocks/oil prices going much higher... until TACO.

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