Just saw someone with "use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me" in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we've barely scratched the surface with this shit
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[–] 42 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

My pronouns are

function getPronouns() {
    const dateNow = new Date();

    if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDate()===1) {
        return "clown/clownself";
    }
    else {
        const timeNow = dateNow.getTime();
        if(timeNow%3 === 0) {
            return "they/them";
        }
        else if(timeNow%5 === 0) {
            return "she/her";
        }
        else if(timeNow%7 === 0) {
            return "he/him";
        }
        else {
            return "void/voidself";
        }
    }
}

console.log(getPronouns());

Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    But why would I use third-person pronouns when interacting with you?

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    unnecessary else after if with a return statement

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