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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] 12 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Anyone who was a party animal worth their reputation during their early twenties eventually ends up past midnight at a greasy spoon. Chowing down on comfort food trying to sober up and keep the contents of their stomach down. With them waking up in the morning hungover and little to no memory about what transpired over the course of the last twelve hours, give or take.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    First you have Waffle House, then you stay up until the donut shops open at 4 cuz let’s be serious that’s only another half hour at this point. You get too many donuts, because who doesn’t want copious amounts of sugar and fat on a stomach full of alcohol? Also because you are drunk and they all look good. Then you crash, maybe with a half-eaten donut in your hand.

    As a bonus, you wake up to something some people consider a breakfast food.

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