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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

I hate it break this to you but joining the military wouldn't have helped you not want to kill yourself.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, but the Veteran's Benefits would be nice. Service guarantees citizenship ya know

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