Disappointingly his lawyer wasn't Harvey Birdman

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I was not going to steal that poundcake,
but I was high.
And then I really scarfed down that poundcake,
because I was high

And now I'm stuck in court and I know why... yeah why...

  • source