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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

"Sure! How big is the ICE machine? Oh, you mean that ICE?"

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[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

Can I drive a Zamboni? Or or .. do I get free icees?

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