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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I can't imagine saying this to normies at my work. They'd look at me like I had 3 eyes.

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[–] PokerChips@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Well to be fair, you might be the only one using your third eye.

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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 1 point 7 months ago

PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE

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