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[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I self censored for no reason really.

I think I’ve written the word pedophile too much lately and wanted to mix things up a bit.

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[–] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Did you find it in the PDF aisle?

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[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Why does acrobat support PDF files?

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[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

They're in the files...

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[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

Oh, I thought you were legitimately opposed to PDF files, I guess they are not as bad at the eps files.

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[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

I’ve always had issues with PDF files on Windows. I do not want Acrobat Reader!

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