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Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents This Week, Calling It A “Historic Opportunity” (deadline.com)

submitted 6 months ago* by Valnao@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 8 points 6 months ago

All I am imagining is an FBI agent getting shot while scooting around on their butts trying to get someone to close with them.

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