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Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents This Week, Calling It A “Historic Opportunity” (deadline.com)

submitted 6 months ago* by Valnao@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Oh, please please please please drop your gun and go fisticuffs with me thinking you're some kind of tough guy. I fucking dare you.

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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

I wouldn't want to get anywhere close to you. I've seen the kind of knives you buy. You'll be throwing out more blades than Gilgamesh.

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

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[–] Postingllamas@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Is that a Fate/ series ref in the wild?

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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Perhaps... mongrel.

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