▲ 874 ▼ xkcd #3214: Electric Vehicles (thelemmy.club) submitted 6 months ago by xkcdbot@lemmy.world [B] to c/xkcd@lemmy.world 297 comments fedilink hide all child comments xkcd #3214: Electric Vehicles Title text: Now that I've finally gotten an electric vehicle, I'm never going back to an acoustic one. Transcript: Transcript will show once it’s been added to explainxkcd.com Source: https://xkcd.com/3214/ explainxkcd for #3214
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (4 children) I only drive acoustic cars. They sound even better permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago The only real question is: does it go "wooo wooo!" ? https://youtu.be/C4QMffMAwAU?t=32 permalink fedilink source parent [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children) Every once in a while I want the sound effects for my EV. Some of the most iconic “muscle” cars are just sound effect so it’s the same thing. if a mustang is all sound effect, my EV should be able to sound d the same if a Subaru has fake shift points with its CVT to help the car bros feel more comfortable, why can’t my EV I want to come up to a red light in my EV and out-rev the corvette next to me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children) I want to be able to choose my own noise (being fully aware why that is a bad idea more broadly). Can you imagine driving through the grocery store parking lot making a TIE fighter sound? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) The problem is I do think it’s a good idea (but retro “space invaders” sounds). There’s a good argument that cars moving walking speed near a pedestrian’s ought to make enough noise to ensure the pedestrians are aware of them. I’d rather be annoyed by the noisy eenvironment than run over Once it’s intentional to do this then yes, why not pick your own? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child) To be clear, I do think they should make noise, yes please. Totally agreed. When they're moving slowly enough that people can get out of the way (and the tire noise is a little less significant), they should be making an artificial sound. Also, Space Invaders sounds would be an amazing choice; along the same lines, the Pac-Man "wakka-wakka-wakka" would be awesome, especially if you have a yellow car. Come to think of it, the Fozzie Bear "wokka wokka!" would be hilarious, too. I just think allowing people to choose a sound that's automatically blasted at loud volume from their car at any given time is something we've already had a lot of experience with, given that stereo systems have been standard on cars for decades now; and we can be certain that people can't be trusted with it--especially when they themselves can't hear it. There are absolutely people who will use that power to broadcast ads, or their own recorded voice shouting obscenities, or a high-pitched screech sound that harms people's hearing. Or, even worse, they'll change the sound to silence or something super quiet. Maybe to be malicious, but probably more so just because they find it annoying in some niche situation (like in their garage or whatever). Allowing people to choose from a certain subset of options, or having some sort of onboard algorithm try to detect whether the sound is an appropriate volume (and replacing it with a substitute if needed) might be a good compromise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Too true permalink fedilink source parent [–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) I want Gregorian chants or Baroque mandolin music. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Solid choice. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago MachE has a sound effect. Frankly, it's kinda sad. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago yaabadabadoooo! permalink fedilink source parent [–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago If you sing-a-long in them you get better milage. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago The only real question is: does it go "wooo wooo!" ? https://youtu.be/C4QMffMAwAU?t=32 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children) Every once in a while I want the sound effects for my EV. Some of the most iconic “muscle” cars are just sound effect so it’s the same thing. if a mustang is all sound effect, my EV should be able to sound d the same if a Subaru has fake shift points with its CVT to help the car bros feel more comfortable, why can’t my EV I want to come up to a red light in my EV and out-rev the corvette next to me permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children) I want to be able to choose my own noise (being fully aware why that is a bad idea more broadly). Can you imagine driving through the grocery store parking lot making a TIE fighter sound? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) The problem is I do think it’s a good idea (but retro “space invaders” sounds). There’s a good argument that cars moving walking speed near a pedestrian’s ought to make enough noise to ensure the pedestrians are aware of them. I’d rather be annoyed by the noisy eenvironment than run over Once it’s intentional to do this then yes, why not pick your own? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child) To be clear, I do think they should make noise, yes please. Totally agreed. When they're moving slowly enough that people can get out of the way (and the tire noise is a little less significant), they should be making an artificial sound. Also, Space Invaders sounds would be an amazing choice; along the same lines, the Pac-Man "wakka-wakka-wakka" would be awesome, especially if you have a yellow car. Come to think of it, the Fozzie Bear "wokka wokka!" would be hilarious, too. I just think allowing people to choose a sound that's automatically blasted at loud volume from their car at any given time is something we've already had a lot of experience with, given that stereo systems have been standard on cars for decades now; and we can be certain that people can't be trusted with it--especially when they themselves can't hear it. There are absolutely people who will use that power to broadcast ads, or their own recorded voice shouting obscenities, or a high-pitched screech sound that harms people's hearing. Or, even worse, they'll change the sound to silence or something super quiet. Maybe to be malicious, but probably more so just because they find it annoying in some niche situation (like in their garage or whatever). Allowing people to choose from a certain subset of options, or having some sort of onboard algorithm try to detect whether the sound is an appropriate volume (and replacing it with a substitute if needed) might be a good compromise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Too true permalink fedilink source parent [–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) I want Gregorian chants or Baroque mandolin music. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Solid choice. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago MachE has a sound effect. Frankly, it's kinda sad. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children) I want to be able to choose my own noise (being fully aware why that is a bad idea more broadly). Can you imagine driving through the grocery store parking lot making a TIE fighter sound? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) The problem is I do think it’s a good idea (but retro “space invaders” sounds). There’s a good argument that cars moving walking speed near a pedestrian’s ought to make enough noise to ensure the pedestrians are aware of them. I’d rather be annoyed by the noisy eenvironment than run over Once it’s intentional to do this then yes, why not pick your own? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child) To be clear, I do think they should make noise, yes please. Totally agreed. When they're moving slowly enough that people can get out of the way (and the tire noise is a little less significant), they should be making an artificial sound. Also, Space Invaders sounds would be an amazing choice; along the same lines, the Pac-Man "wakka-wakka-wakka" would be awesome, especially if you have a yellow car. Come to think of it, the Fozzie Bear "wokka wokka!" would be hilarious, too. I just think allowing people to choose a sound that's automatically blasted at loud volume from their car at any given time is something we've already had a lot of experience with, given that stereo systems have been standard on cars for decades now; and we can be certain that people can't be trusted with it--especially when they themselves can't hear it. There are absolutely people who will use that power to broadcast ads, or their own recorded voice shouting obscenities, or a high-pitched screech sound that harms people's hearing. Or, even worse, they'll change the sound to silence or something super quiet. Maybe to be malicious, but probably more so just because they find it annoying in some niche situation (like in their garage or whatever). Allowing people to choose from a certain subset of options, or having some sort of onboard algorithm try to detect whether the sound is an appropriate volume (and replacing it with a substitute if needed) might be a good compromise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Too true permalink fedilink source parent [–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) I want Gregorian chants or Baroque mandolin music. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Solid choice. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) The problem is I do think it’s a good idea (but retro “space invaders” sounds). There’s a good argument that cars moving walking speed near a pedestrian’s ought to make enough noise to ensure the pedestrians are aware of them. I’d rather be annoyed by the noisy eenvironment than run over Once it’s intentional to do this then yes, why not pick your own? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child) To be clear, I do think they should make noise, yes please. Totally agreed. When they're moving slowly enough that people can get out of the way (and the tire noise is a little less significant), they should be making an artificial sound. Also, Space Invaders sounds would be an amazing choice; along the same lines, the Pac-Man "wakka-wakka-wakka" would be awesome, especially if you have a yellow car. Come to think of it, the Fozzie Bear "wokka wokka!" would be hilarious, too. I just think allowing people to choose a sound that's automatically blasted at loud volume from their car at any given time is something we've already had a lot of experience with, given that stereo systems have been standard on cars for decades now; and we can be certain that people can't be trusted with it--especially when they themselves can't hear it. There are absolutely people who will use that power to broadcast ads, or their own recorded voice shouting obscenities, or a high-pitched screech sound that harms people's hearing. Or, even worse, they'll change the sound to silence or something super quiet. Maybe to be malicious, but probably more so just because they find it annoying in some niche situation (like in their garage or whatever). Allowing people to choose from a certain subset of options, or having some sort of onboard algorithm try to detect whether the sound is an appropriate volume (and replacing it with a substitute if needed) might be a good compromise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Too true permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (1 child) To be clear, I do think they should make noise, yes please. Totally agreed. When they're moving slowly enough that people can get out of the way (and the tire noise is a little less significant), they should be making an artificial sound. Also, Space Invaders sounds would be an amazing choice; along the same lines, the Pac-Man "wakka-wakka-wakka" would be awesome, especially if you have a yellow car. Come to think of it, the Fozzie Bear "wokka wokka!" would be hilarious, too. I just think allowing people to choose a sound that's automatically blasted at loud volume from their car at any given time is something we've already had a lot of experience with, given that stereo systems have been standard on cars for decades now; and we can be certain that people can't be trusted with it--especially when they themselves can't hear it. There are absolutely people who will use that power to broadcast ads, or their own recorded voice shouting obscenities, or a high-pitched screech sound that harms people's hearing. Or, even worse, they'll change the sound to silence or something super quiet. Maybe to be malicious, but probably more so just because they find it annoying in some niche situation (like in their garage or whatever). Allowing people to choose from a certain subset of options, or having some sort of onboard algorithm try to detect whether the sound is an appropriate volume (and replacing it with a substitute if needed) might be a good compromise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Too true permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) I want Gregorian chants or Baroque mandolin music. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago Solid choice. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago MachE has a sound effect. Frankly, it's kinda sad. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago yaabadabadoooo! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago If you sing-a-long in them you get better milage. permalink fedilink source parent