Conservatives are dollar-store Republicans.

That's kinda it. A little dumber, a little more sad in the pearl-clutching, a little more pathetic in their polite disdain of brown, non-male, and/or poor people, a little more ignorant in their rejection of expertise across the board.

We're at the stage where our guys can be heckled and laughed out of it, even if it'll Nickelback their supporters a little harder.