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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] 60 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Hey, at least this one won’t become a murderer when the relationship breaks apart.

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  • [–] 35 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Well he might according to his own perception.

    What happens if you delete your AI that you (and only you) think it's conscious? Is it murder even if the rest of the world says it's not?

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    Legally, technically: no.

    Philosophically, practically: if you believe it's murder when you do it, you are a murderer mentally. You decided to kill a person, then followed through with it. And the first time is always the hardest.

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