circuitfarmer comments on New rule for filesystem developers

submitted 6 months ago by exu@feditown.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 74 points 6 months ago (4 children)

2026: "My LLM is female and conscious."

2016: "My body pillow is female and prefers to be called Waifuchan"

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 22 points 6 months ago

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Any 2036 predictions? Or just nuclear winter?

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[–] mech@feddit.org 25 points 6 months ago

"Your license key has expired.
Please contact your sales representative to re-activate your son."

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[–] albbi@piefed.ca 5 points 6 months ago

Same energy.

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