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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 23 hours ago

2026: "My LLM is female and conscious."

2016: "My body pillow is female and prefers to be called Waifuchan"

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 13 points 13 hours ago

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 16 hours ago

Any 2036 predictions? Or just nuclear winter?

[-] mech@feddit.org 19 points 15 hours ago

"Your license key has expired.
Please contact your sales representative to re-activate your son."

[-] albbi@piefed.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

Same energy.

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