▲ 759 ▼ New sodium ion battery stores twice the energy and desalinates seawater (www.sciencedaily.com) submitted 7 months ago by Gsus4@mander.xyz to c/technology@lemmy.world 187 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] froh42@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago (13 children) TWICE AS MUCH COMPARED TO WHAT???? My left ball? permalink fedilink source hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago (6 children) To answer your question we'll need to conduct a series of electrical tests on your left ball. Please report to the lab as soon as possible, and wear loose pants. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] froh42@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago Oooh, kinky. permalink fedilink source parent [–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago You really need a statistical baseline on a population of left nuts. Should set up a PPV website to offset costs of the study. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Abundance114@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children) Uh, can we do this experiment on someone else's balls? Asking for a friend. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 7 months ago (1 child) Of course. It is specifically froh42's left balls that we will be experimenting on. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago froh42 has the standard left ball. Once we get an accurate measurement we'll be able to compare other balls to it and go from there. permalink fedilink source parent [–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* Going to need a control ball relative to the variable ball to calibrate your measurements. permalink fedilink source parent [–] freepizza4life@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (5 children) Compared to a non-hydrous sodium vanadium oxide system. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] froh42@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (3 children) Yep, I'm just annoyed by lazy headlines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) YOU WON'T BELIEVE Actor Joins Film permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago "They said I wouldn't believe it." permalink fedilink source parent [–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 point 7 months ago When the author gives the reader too much credit lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 7 months ago No permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago (6 children) To answer your question we'll need to conduct a series of electrical tests on your left ball. Please report to the lab as soon as possible, and wear loose pants. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] froh42@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago Oooh, kinky. permalink fedilink source parent [–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago You really need a statistical baseline on a population of left nuts. Should set up a PPV website to offset costs of the study. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Abundance114@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children) Uh, can we do this experiment on someone else's balls? Asking for a friend. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 7 months ago (1 child) Of course. It is specifically froh42's left balls that we will be experimenting on. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago froh42 has the standard left ball. Once we get an accurate measurement we'll be able to compare other balls to it and go from there. permalink fedilink source parent [–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* Going to need a control ball relative to the variable ball to calibrate your measurements. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago You really need a statistical baseline on a population of left nuts. Should set up a PPV website to offset costs of the study. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Abundance114@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children) Uh, can we do this experiment on someone else's balls? Asking for a friend. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 7 months ago (1 child) Of course. It is specifically froh42's left balls that we will be experimenting on. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago froh42 has the standard left ball. Once we get an accurate measurement we'll be able to compare other balls to it and go from there. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 7 months ago (1 child) Of course. It is specifically froh42's left balls that we will be experimenting on. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago froh42 has the standard left ball. Once we get an accurate measurement we'll be able to compare other balls to it and go from there. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago froh42 has the standard left ball. Once we get an accurate measurement we'll be able to compare other balls to it and go from there. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* Going to need a control ball relative to the variable ball to calibrate your measurements. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] freepizza4life@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (5 children) Compared to a non-hydrous sodium vanadium oxide system. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] froh42@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (3 children) Yep, I'm just annoyed by lazy headlines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) YOU WON'T BELIEVE Actor Joins Film permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago "They said I wouldn't believe it." permalink fedilink source parent [–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 point 7 months ago When the author gives the reader too much credit lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 7 months ago No permalink fedilink source parent
[–] froh42@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (3 children) Yep, I'm just annoyed by lazy headlines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) YOU WON'T BELIEVE Actor Joins Film permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago "They said I wouldn't believe it." permalink fedilink source parent [–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 point 7 months ago When the author gives the reader too much credit lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) YOU WON'T BELIEVE Actor Joins Film permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago "They said I wouldn't believe it." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago "They said I wouldn't believe it." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 point 7 months ago When the author gives the reader too much credit lol permalink fedilink source parent