Test_Tickles comments on Wearing a tie can reduce blood flow to the brain by 7.5 per cent, make you feel dizzy and give you headaches

Wearing a tie can reduce blood flow to the brain by 7.5 per cent, make you feel dizzy and give you headaches (www.sciencefocus.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

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[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Look, if you are not wearing a giant arrow hung around you kneck that points at your dick, how are people going to know where you keep your dick?

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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

I keep it in the same place everyone else in my country keeps it. In the White House.

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[–] hector@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago

That dick doesn't work and we all know it. The party is running the show, he's running on autodick, falling asleep at televised meetings, making even less sense than normal, he can barely work up a good nazi rally now, they leave him alone with an avowed enemy of the party, like Mamdami or Petro of Colombia for a half hour and he's best friends forever with them, while his handlers facepalm.

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