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The sun is a deadly laser...
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A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules
This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
The other option is a "barbeque roll" a favourite of sci-fi starships, from authors who have done some homework.
You're basically trying to balance half way up a waterfall.