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BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE
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The US would have to be made of milk. Idk what the conversion rate is, but we're talking a couple of feet of milk on the ground at all times.
I mean you'd have to make the cheese just for a spot of dry land.
Eventually, the milk would overcome the US and then the World.
It's the Milky Way.
Cows aren't the only critters with teats yknow
I have nipples, Greg
Also your username, Round Rock by chance?
Closer to Pecos but hey
Wasn't this the exact plot of a danger mouse cartoon...?
Also a simpsons episode, Homer somehow stumbles on the mob milking rats with machines in some building they were selling to the schools on a contract. Forget what happened after that.
What does milk have to do with American “cheese”..?