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BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE (thelemmy.club)

submitted 3 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to c/2northamerican4you@sh.itjust.works

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[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

The US would have to be made of milk. Idk what the conversion rate is, but we're talking a couple of feet of milk on the ground at all times.

I mean you'd have to make the cheese just for a spot of dry land.

Eventually, the milk would overcome the US and then the World.

It's the Milky Way.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Cows aren't the only critters with teats yknow

[-] kalpol@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

I have nipples, Greg

Also your username, Round Rock by chance?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Closer to Pecos but hey

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Wasn't this the exact plot of a danger mouse cartoon...?

[-] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

Also a simpsons episode, Homer somehow stumbles on the mob milking rats with machines in some building they were selling to the schools on a contract. Forget what happened after that.

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

What does milk have to do with American “cheese”..?

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